that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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