I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
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