I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
Randomize
