i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Randomize
