paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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