i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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