2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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