I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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