Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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