Pappa wants mamma naked
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
jump out the window naked night went bad
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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