i don't like sucking hair
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
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