1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
