Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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