I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
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