I think i peed on brittanys purse
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
And the cops told us we were all naked.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
Randomize
