I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
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