if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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