And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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