kristin has been a bad kristin
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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