somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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