Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
He disabled his match.com account in front of me
How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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