I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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