I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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