This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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