Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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