: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
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