youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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