I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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