i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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