Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
soo... how was my night?
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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