do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
splinters make it hard to masturbate
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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