Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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