Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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