I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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