I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
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