Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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