If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
You're like the curious george of whores
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
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