You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
The ass gains better be worth it
Randomize
