Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
Randomize
