after a month anything with tits is on the radar
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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