You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
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