what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Randomize
