i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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