dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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