She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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