You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
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