That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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