Did you just see the Batmobile???
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Randomize
