no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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