Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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