What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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