And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Randomize
